Funny Cute Relationship Quotes for Him
When we're in love, we often know how we feel about the special person in our life but can't find the words to express how we feel. Funny love quotes for him or her is one way to express our feelings with a hint of laughter.
Whether it's a funny line from a comedian or a quote from a movie, some of the following funny love quotes are cute yet funny. Share the following 53 funny quotes with that special person in your life and let them know how special they are.
1) Let the funny love quotes begin!
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-01-720x866.jpg)
"A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you." – Anonymous
2)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!" - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-02-720x720.jpg)
"Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!" – Anonymous
3) Funny love quotes for him.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy." - Ralphie May](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-03-720x720.jpg)
"As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy." –Ralphie May
4)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-04-720x720.jpg)
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." – Will Ferrell
5) Funny love quotes for him.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." - Jerry Seinfeld](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-05-720x720.jpg)
"Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." –Jerry Seinfeld
6)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Besides chocolate, you're my favorite." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-06-720x691.jpg)
"Besides chocolate, you're my favorite." – Anonymous
7)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." - Joan Rivers](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-07-720x720.jpg)
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." – Joan Rivers
8) Cute funny love quotes when you fall in love.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love." - Sophie Monroe](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-08-720x720.jpg)
"The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love." –Sophie Monroe
9)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-09-720x1008.jpg)
"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back." – Anonymous
10)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-10-720x840.jpg)
"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." – Anonymous
11) Funny love quotes for him.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." - Jackie Mason](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-11-720x720.jpg)
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." – Jackie Mason
12)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-12-720x738.jpg)
"Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you." – Anonymous
13) Funny love quotes for her.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is, 'What… does a woman want?'" - Sigmund Freud](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-13-720x926.jpg)
The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is, 'What… does a woman want?'" – Sigmund Freud
14)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." - Richard Jeni](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-14-720x720.jpg)
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." – Richard Jeni
15)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." - Russell Brand](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-15-720x720.jpg)
"I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." – Russell Brand
16)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back." - Chelsea Peretti](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-16-720x1080.jpg)
"If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back." –Chelsea Peretti
17)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep...I'm so hungry!" - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-17-720x825.jpg)
"In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep…I'm so hungry!" – Anonymous
18) Funny love quotes for her.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." - Natasha Leggero](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-18-720x823.jpg)
"Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." –Natasha Leggero
19)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "It ain't real love if you never been blocked before." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-19-720x711.jpg)
"It ain't real love if you never been blocked before." – Anonymous
20)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-20-720x720.jpg)
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body." – Anonymous
21)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-21-720x477.jpg)
"Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell." – Anonymous
22)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?" - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-22-720x600.jpg)
"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?" – Anonymous
23)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there." - George Burns](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-23-720x1280.jpg)
"Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there." – George Burns
24)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-24-720x720.jpg)
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." – Rita Rudner
25) Funny love quotes for him.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-25-720x378.jpg)
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." –Zsa Zsa Gabor
26)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." - Erma Bombeck](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-26-720x720.jpg)
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." – Erma Bombeck
27) Funny love quotes for her.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." - Phyllis Diller](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-27-720x1057.jpg)
"Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." – Phyllis Diller
28)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I miss crawling into a man's arm, kissing his neck, saying those three little words into his ear, 'And another thing ...'" - Felicia Michaels](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-28-720x405.jpg)
"I miss crawling into a man's arm, kissing his neck, saying those three little words into his ear, 'And another thing …'" –Felicia Michaels
29)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." - Garry Shandling](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-29-720x720.jpg)
"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." – Garry Shandling
30)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-30-720x481.jpg)
"People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important." – Anonymous
31)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Romance is the icing, but love is the cake." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-31-720x720.jpg)
"Romance is the icing, but love is the cake." – Anonymous
32)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-32-720x720.jpg)
"In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you." – Anonymous
33) Cute funny love quotes when searching for love.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-33-720x578.jpg)
"They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles." – Anonymous
34)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "What is love? Love is the seventh sense, which destroys all the other six senses and makes the person non-sense." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-34-720x960.jpg)
"What is love? Love is the seventh sense, which destroys all the other six senses and makes the person non-sense." – Anonymous
35)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Love is sharing your popcorn." - Charles Schultz](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-35-720x540.jpg)
"Love is sharing your popcorn." –Charles Schultz
36)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close to the heart." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-36-720x720.jpg)
"Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close to the heart." – Anonymous
37) Funny love quotes for her.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-37-720x720.jpg)
"I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat." – Anonymous
38)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a Care Bear, I'd definitely fight a Care Bear for you." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-38-720x1081.jpg)
"I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a Care Bear, I'd definitely fight a Care Bear for you." – Anonymous
39)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!" - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-39-720x504.jpg)
"Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!" – Anonymous
40)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-40-720x1141.jpg)
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" –Lily Tomlin
41) Funny love quotes and sayings.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?" - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-41-720x807.jpg)
"They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?" – Anonymous
42)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole." - Unknown](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-42-720x900.jpg)
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole." – Unknown
43)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." - Carroll Bryant](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-43-720x720.jpg)
"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." – Carroll Bryant
44)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-44-720x573.jpg)
"You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again." – Anonymous
45) Funny love quotes for him.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-45-720x781.jpg)
"I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake." – Anonymous
46)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop." - H. L. Mencken](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-46-720x1280.jpg)
"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop." –H. L. Mencken
47)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-47-720x720.jpg)
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." – Groucho Marx
48)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - On being observed by his wife kissing a chorus girl: "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." - Chico Marx](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-48-720x720.jpg)
On being observed by his wife kissing a chorus girl: "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." – Chico Marx
49)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass." - English Proverb](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-49-720x1079.jpg)
"Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass." – English Proverb
50) Oh no! We've almost reached the end of funny love quotes…
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside - Made in Taiwan." - Leopold Fechtner](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-50-720x720.jpg)
"My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside – Made in Taiwan." – Leopold Fechtner
51) Funny love quotes for her.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-51-720x504.jpg)
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger." – Anonymous
52)
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love, so now I'm scared." - Anonymous](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-52-720x1080.jpg)
"You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love, so now I'm scared." – Anonymous
53) Cute funny love quotes to live by.
![53 Funny Love Quotes - "Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad." - P.D. East](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-53-720x717.jpg)
"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad." – P.D. East
I hope you enjoyed these funny love quotes!
![I hope you enjoyed these funny love quotes!](https://winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/funny-love-quotes-outro.gif)
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